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Have you ever walked into a room and felt invisible? Today's video share shows what that might look like if you were an invisible rocket! Just remember that Red = Kerosene (RP-1), Orange = Liquid Hydrogen (LH2), and Blue = Liquid Oxygen (LOX)
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~ Pastor Tim
How Did You Get Me?
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that I'm not just being paranoid? Even *He* is trying to get me?"
One-Liner #1715
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
He Does; He Done
"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished."
Quote #2151
"I prefer winter and Fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show."
- Andrew Wyeth
Failure, School, Report Cards
A professional athlete hit the ceiling when his nine year old son brought home a failing report card.
"Well, Dad," explained the youngster, "lets' not say that I flunked. Lets' just say they failed to pick up my option for the fourth grade."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished."
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 