Clean Puns

Our collection of puns.

 

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The History You Missed 🏁

July 18, 2026 Clean Puns Susan Davis
Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know of his siter Onya, an Olympic runner. Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.
A dalmatian dog standing on his hind legs with his front paws on the top of an iron fence.

The Bike Bandit Returns 🐕

July 15, 2026 Clean Puns Susan Davis
My dog kept chasing people on a bike, so I took his bike away ... then he just sat there in the yard and barked all day. So I gave him his bike back, because his bark was worse than his bike.