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Haiku Error Messages

March 04, 2026 Clean Jokes Pastor Tim

Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new portable PC called the Vaio. Instead of producing the cryptic error messages characteristic of Microsoft's Windows operating systems, Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We…

An open book in the palm of a hand with letters and colors above it like a magical cloud.

The English Language

February 28, 2026 Clean Jokes Pastor Tim

Lets face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the hamburgerAnd neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.English muffins were not invented in EnglandFrench fries were not invented in France.

A young man, hair standing up, partially covering his mouth with his hand in the middle of a big yawn.

My Brain 🐉

Feb 25, 2026 Hits: 56

A golden brown rabbit on a completely pink backdrop, hunched down on all 4s.

The Rabbit and the Blood Bank Joke 😂

Feb 21, 2026 Hits: 85

A man resting his face in his hands so that his face is stretched taut and there are wrinkles by his temples.

The Itsy-Bitsy Paycheck

Feb 18, 2026 Hits: 85

A middle-aged woman with her arms crossed looking directly at us, surprised.

Older Parents

Feb 13, 2026 Hits: 3479

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