How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in the group?
Answer: Just look for the grey hares.
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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Grandma Cybersalt and I both had colds this week, but we are grateful for the timing because this weekend we are heading on a trip back east to visit my parents and our daughter and her family. We are already feeling much better and that will make for more comfortable travelling for sure!
Today's video share shows a dog for whom playing dead wasn't good enough. He wanted to play statue!
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~ Pastor Tim
A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again but had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, reverses the charge and says to his dad, "I need to borrow two hundred dollars."
At the other end, his father says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line."
The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!"
"Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly," says his father.
The operator cuts in, "Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly."
The father says, "Oh, good. You send him the money!"
Relationships are a lot like algebra ... have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in the group?
Answer: Just look for the grey hares.
"When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around."
- Willie Nelson
You know you are living in the 21st century when ...
. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.
. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.
. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and takes planning.
. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
. You consider second day air delivery painfully slow.
. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored Post-it notes.
. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
. You get up in morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
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A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Presbyterian all die and go to heaven. St. Peter comes around to the Pearly Gates and leads them through to a hallway lined with doors. These, he explains, lead to the place you'll spend eternity in.
He asks the Catholic, "What denomination were you?"
Relationships are a lot like algebra ... have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again but had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, reverses the charge and says to his dad, "I need to borrow two hundred dollars."
At the other end, his father says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line."
The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!"
"Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly," says his father.
The operator cuts in, "Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly."
The father says, "Oh, good. You send him the money!"
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
