Baseball umpires want salary hikes.
The response from the owners is, "Yikes!
Can't afford increased pay."
So the union does say,
"Then our recourse is calling more strikes."
-* Kirk Miller
I would imagine if you could understand morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
- Mitch Hedberg
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Sunday greetings, everyone!
After an exceptionally nice October, the regular November weather has arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Storms, rain, and power outages are on the seasonal menu once again. I must say I am not bothered by the autumnal beat this year. I am excited for some changes that are happening in my life and my business and so the change in weather is a lovely frame for a new picture. I hope the same is true for you!
There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt site today. You will find the beginning of it down below in today's mailing.
Today's video share is about a World Record I would have liked to be in on - or at lease seen first hand: "The Guiness World Record Longest Passenger Train!"
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a thriving practice.
One morning I saw a new patient whom I recognized as my old high-school principal.
"Wow," I said nervously, "I'm a little surprised to see you here."
"Why?" he replied. "You certainly spent a great deal of time in my office."
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy ... all day.
- Mitch Hedburg
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"Carpe diem": Seize the day;
"Carp in denim": There's a fish in my pants!
"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier."
- Mother Teresa
On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the magnificent Inside Passage.
Excitedly, I asked the ship's officer what it was called.
"It's some dumb glacier," he replied.
Disappointed by his attitude, I bought a map to figure it out for myself. I calculated our location and found the name of the ice mass. It was called, just as he had said, "Sumdum Glacier."
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Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. But the Lord God called to the man, “Where are you?” He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid."
- Genesis 3:8-10
Very often one question comes to my mind and I start to think about it and it’s a bitter reality of life.
What’s the biggest problem in life?
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When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a thriving practice.
One morning I saw a new patient whom I recognized as my old high-school principal.
"Wow," I said nervously, "I'm a little surprised to see you here."
"Why?" he replied. "You certainly spent a great deal of time in my office."
"Carpe diem": Seize the day;
"Carp in denim": There's a fish in my pants!
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Our collection of puns.
Our collection of funny signs.
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
