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Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Thanksgiving in Canada!
Grandma Cybersalt and I headed up island yesterday and had a fun day with two of our kids and their families. We had a great turkey meal together and returned home with some yummy leftovers to enjoy today.
Today's video share is an amazing timelapse of a mountain newt beginning as a single cell and fully developing from there.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
Getting Out
During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, we realized we'd lost our map.
The patrol navigator informed us, "Our odds are 1 in 360 that we'll get out of here."
"How did you come up with that?" someone asked.
"Well," he replied, "one of the degrees on the compass has to be right.
One-Liner #1690
I changed my password to "incorrect", so whenever I forget what it is the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Nice Calf
Moses broke the ten commandments.
Quote #2127
"Joy is the simplest form of gratitude."
- Karl Barth
Gratefulness
Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in a real estate agent's hands.
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading.
After Bill read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Does my house have everything your ad says it does?"
The agent said, "It certainly does. Why do you ask?"
Bill replied, "Cancel the sale. It's exactly what I'm looking for."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
I changed my password to "incorrect", so whenever I forget what it is the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."
Moses broke the ten commandments.
During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, we realized we'd lost our map.
An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't have anyone to dig his garden for his potatoes. So he wrote to his son about his predicament.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus ... or a really cool opotamus?
Listening to choral music is an acquired taste.
"The wind is rising, and the air is wild with leaves. We have had our summer evenings; now for October eves!"
Found in a fortune cookie:
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 