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Oh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to December!

steam powered motorcycleThere was no mailing last Sunday. After a fun day of driving up island to take in a granddaughter's dance recital I rushed home to do a final cleanup before heading to the airport to pick up Grandma Cybersalt. However, her flight was delayed and by the time we got home I was out of steam to put the digest together. 

Speaking of steam, today's video share is of the "The FIRST Steam Motorcycle in the World." If you have one of these, I highly recommend you be very careful to keep your exhaust away from its!
Click here to watch the video.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim



Gift Mug

mug heartI had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a gift for my new wife.

At an airport gift shop, I found a coffee mug imprinted with the words, "I love you" inside a beautiful red heart. Confident the mug would please my wife, I asked to have it wrapped.

She beamed when I gave it to her at dinner that night, but her face fell when she saw the writing on the back of the mug.

It read, "Grandpa."



One-Liner #1701

woman5"I don't exercise; if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

- Joan Rivers



"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Be A Billionaire!


Amoeba Line

amoeba slime moldHave you heard the latest amoeba pick up line?

Well, those little cells just sidle right up to another and they say,

"Hey, baby, after they made you they threw away the mold."



Quote #2138

man cafeSometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought life would be like to find joy in the story you are actually living.

- Rachel Marie Martin



Television

tv 2"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

"Television: chewing gum for the eyes."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1869-1959)

"Television is to news as bumper stickers are to philosophy."
- Richard Milhous Nixon (1913-1994)

"The problem is not that television presents us with entertaining subject matter, but that all subject matter is presented as entertaining."
- Neil Postman

"Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
- David Frost (1939-2013)


Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.


The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.