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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus ... or a really cool opotamus?

- Mitch Hedberg

An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't have anyone to dig his garden for his potatoes.  So he wrote to his son about his predicament.

The son sent the reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig the garden up, that's where I buried the guns!!!!!"

At 3 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers turned up and dug the garden for 3 hours, but didn't find any guns.

Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what had happened, asking him what he should do now?

The son sent the reply: "NOW plant the potatoes!"

Listening to choral music is an acquired taste.

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Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to October!

Grandma Cybersalt and I have seasons passes for the local Imax theatre. I realize that make us sound kind of old, but it actually helps keep us looking young - no, not because the theatre is dark!

Each year we renew our memberships the theatre re-uses our pictures from the first time we purchased! As long as we keep renewing we'll be forever young. Though, I suppose there will come a day when we we are so old they accuse us of having a fake membership card! If that happens, at least we'll be able to start over at a senior's rate.

We watched a new movie at the Imax theatre the other day. The trailer for "Train Time" is today's video share.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 

A travel agent said to his customer, "I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for a hundred bucks."

"How come so cheap?" replied the customer.

The travel agent told her, "The days are July 11, 12 and 13. The nights are July 21 and 22."

The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

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Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Cholesterophobia: The fear of frying.

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”

– John Steinbeck

When I was about 20 yrs. old I was asked by a Minister in our church who my favorite fictional author was. I told him I was reading the complete works of Sherlock Holmes by Doyle.

He asked if I skipped chapters and pages or read part of one story then skipped to another. When I told him I read a story from start to finish he asked me why I would read the greatest book ever written any differently.

That was 25 yrs ago. I have since read the Bible from cover to cover 4 times. It was the best advice I ever received. Thanks to Pastor Stewart I've learned more than I could possibly have imagined.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

One thing about getting older is that you begin to understand the old saying that you don’t know what you don’t know. It has been so true for me. When I think I know everything, something comes up that I never even thought about.

Sometimes The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage brings up something that I need to learn and she is a persuasive teacher.

Truth be told, I didn’t really know what my tongue was all about. It’s been in my mouth from before the time I was born. And yet recently, I discovered a new aspect of my tongue.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.