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Sunday greetings, everyone!
I was paid a very nice compliment by a client this week. They said, "You are absolutely A-1 in our book! Thank you so very much for all your hard work! We aren't your only clients, but you make us feel as though we are!"
That client is usually very effusive when they thank me for work I have done, but those words were on a different level and really made me feel good about myself and my company. It was a reminder to me how we all have the power to make a difference in the lives of others by being grateful and encouraging.
Last Sunday's video share was of a pianist playing "Flight of the Bumblebee" on a tiny little piano. Now you may not have thought it was a tiny piano, but after seeing the organ in today's video, you will at least agree that piano was tiny!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.
~ Pastor Tim
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One-Liner #1724
Want to know what worry really is? A waste of time.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Don't Get Permanently Pressed
Washable: What a cowboy does very carefully
Quote #2160
“One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organization do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team.”
- A. W. Tozer
Obedience, Ten Commandments
Pa and Ma were at church, and as they were leaving the minister said, "Pa, I wish we'd see you here more than twice a year!"
Pa said, "Ya, I know, but at least we keep the ten commandments."
The minister said, "Well, that's good you keep the ten commandments."
And Pa said, "Ya, Ma keeps six of 'em and I keep the other four…"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
Splish Splash, I Forgot to Take A Bath
If you had the opportunity to speak to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, she would probably tell you that one of my strengths is forgetting. I'm not sure how far into the subject she would get.
When it comes to forgetting, I am outstanding on the back lawn, and my expertise in this area is beyond description.
Read moreThe Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
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We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 