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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I have ordered a new desktop computer for Cybersalt World Headquarters: the first new one since May of 2013. I do a lot of training videos and some live streams for my YouTube channel and this new computer is going to help me crank out more of those with some improved quality. It's another purchase that my boss made to keep me from leaving the company. I think it's a smart move because I don't think the business could run without me!

Today's video share is of a sport that Grandma Cybersalt and I have played - but definitely not at this level. Keep you eye on the birdy!
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace
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1.  Page yourself over the intercom.  (don't disguise your voice)

2.  Ask people to call you "Captain"

3.  Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.

4.  Put a chair facing the printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.

5.  Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting.  During the meeting eat five entire raw potatoes.

6 Insist that your e-mail address be:
zena_goddess_of_fire@c..."

7.  Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

8.  Put your garbage can on your desk.  Label it "IN".

9.  Send e-mail messages saying "free pizza, free donuts in the lunchroom." When people complain that there was none, lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh, you've got to be faster than that."

10.  Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up, or is there a number to call?

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

Sometimes we miss savoring a worthy moment because we are too busy trying to plan a perfect one.

- unknown

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the young guy replied.

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then he turned to the young man and said, "All right. Get in."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

I like the old saying, “Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it does.”

This is the kind of world we live in today, and I’m still not adjusted to this sort of thing. I’m not sure I will ever adjust to the world around me.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.