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People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point ... the glass is refillable.

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while smelling the wonderful odors coming from the restaurant's kitchen.

But one day, Abraham was surprised to receive an invoice from the restaurant for 'enjoyment of food'. So he went to the restaurant to point out that he had not bought anything from them.

The manager said, "You're enjoying our food, so you should pay us for it."

“On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.”

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Has the Cybersalt Digest every given you the chills? Because I've got the chills as I put this issue together. I don't know what the bug is I have, but it is bugging me!

Today's video share is some classic comedy recorded in black and white. I think you will enjoy this Lucille Ball and Harpo Marx the Mirror Routine.
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep."

The judge ruled: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."

"If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them."

- Reese Witherspoon

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"I have a sore throat, Doctor. I ache, I have a fever."

"Sounds like a virus."

"Everyone in the office has it."

"Well then, maybe it's a staff infection."

“I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn't think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far too self-centered. When I stopped being prisoner to what I worried was others’ opinions of me, I became more confident and free.”

― Lucille Ball

~ Jumping on the bandwagon

~ Wading through paperwork

~ Running around in circles

~ Pushing your luck

~ Spinning your wheels

~ Adding fuel to the fire

~ Beating your head against the wall

~ Climbing the walls

~ Beating your own drum

~ Dragging your heels

~ Jumping to conclusions

~ Grasping at straws

~ Fishing for compliments

~ Throwing your weight around

~ Passing the buck

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

Some people believe in karma, but I don’t. Some people believe what you do will come back on you some way or the other.

I do believe that everything you do has consequences. Sometimes those consequences are small and insignificant and sometimes rather large and unbearable.

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