An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man, "Remember when we were younger and you used to hold my hand?"
The old man grabs the old woman's hand.
Then she says, "Remember when we were younger and you used to put your arm around me?"
The old man puts his arm around the old woman.
Then she says, "Remember when we were younger and you used to nibble on my ear?"
To the old woman's surprise, the old man gets up off the couch and starts to walk away. "Honey, where are you going?" she says.
The old man replies, "I'm going to get my dentures."
Two people got into an argument.
Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it yourself - nobody checks.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
After Old Man McGraw chewed us out, we went over to his house and we drew all kinds of pictures on his driveway, sidewalk, and foundation with sidewalk chalk.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 