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"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone."

- Reba McEntire

During the time I was a first lieutenant at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in North Carolina, the junior officers challenged the senior officers to see who would donate the most blood.

After trying several times to locate a vein in my left arm, the technician applied a Band-Aid, and then inserted a needle into my right arm, drawing blood this time, and then put a Band-Aid on that arm as well.

As I left the collection facility, I passed a colonel. Noting my two bandages, he looked at me and shook his head, saying, "I knew you young guys would find some way to cheat."

I found a very interesting book about anti-gravity.

I just can't put it down!

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Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is Risen!

Today's video share is a whopper, coming in at 6 hours long, lol! It's a marathon running of Season 1 of "The Chosen." I'm not sure if they are taking this video down after this weekend, but if they do you can also watch episodes via their free app which you can get at new.thechosen.tv)
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Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.

~ Pastor Tim 

10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments."

9. You look really, really good in yellow.

8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge.

7. You figure any Holiday that starts with a "Good Friday" can't be all bad.

6. You love to bite the heads off chocolate bunnies.

5. It's a good time to check out your neighborhood church and not be noticed.

4. You have this bunny suit you love to wear, but are too insecure to wear it without a reason.

3. Even though you don't know what it is, you really like the sound of going to a "Passion Play."

2. You figured since Jesus went to all THAT trouble to make it to the first Easter, you'd give it a shot.

1. As a Christian you celebrate the resurrection every other day, why not Easter too?

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There is only one secure foundation: a genuine, deep relationship with Jesus Christ, which will carry you through any and all turmoil. No matter what storms are raging all around, you'll stand firm if you stand on His love.

- Charles Stanley

You ask why I follow this Jesus?
Why I love Him the way I do
When the world's turned away from His teachings
And the people who serve Him are few?

It's not the rewards I'm after
Or gifts that I hope to receive,
It's the Presence that calls for commitment
It's the Spirit I trust and believe.

The Lord doesn't shelter His faithful
Or spare them all suffering and pain,
Like everyone else I have burdens,
And walk through my share of rain.

Yet He gives me a plan and a purpose,
And that joy only Christians have known,
I never know what comes tomorrow,
But I do know I'm never alone.

It's the love always there when you need it;
It's the words that redeem and inspire,
It's the longing to ever be with Him
That burns in my heart like a fire.

So you ask why I love my Lord Jesus?
Well, friend, that's so easy to see,
But the one thing that fills me with wonder is
Why Jesus loves someone like me.

- Author Unknown

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Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

As may be expected, Easter is one of my favorite holidays. Although I prefer to call it Resurrection Sunday, I am not easily offended by words. Remember the old saying, "Sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you."

It is amazing to me how some people get all bent out of shape when it comes to words. I think it is impossible to keep up with the political correctness that some people insist. I have never known a single day or an hour in which I have wanted to be politically correct about anything.

I try to be as sensitive to people's feelings as possible. I do not want to needlessly offend anybody, but it is nearly impossible not to, in the day in which we live. It has come to the place that you do not know quite how to greet anybody anymore.

“Merry Christmas,” seems to enflame some people, which is why I always give the greeting to everyone I meet, even when it is not Christmas.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.