Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?"
A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep."
The judge ruled: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."
"I have a sore throat, Doctor. I ache, I have a fever."
"Sounds like a virus."
"Everyone in the office has it."
"Well then, maybe it's a staff infection."
"If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them."
- Reese Witherspoon
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~ Pastor Tim
As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists.
Once when I asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies, she said she couldn't eat bananas.
Imagine my surprise when several hours later a very irate son came out to the nurses' station demanding, "Who's responsible for labeling my mother 'bananas'?"
I can is 100 times more important than IQ.
"Be a Billionaire!"
and Help
Refugees and
Persecuted Christians
Q. How do you make sure that no one steals your bagel?
A. You put lox on it.
“Justice is not something God has. Justice is something that God is.”
― A.W. Tozer
How can we have a revival?" someone ask the great evangelist, Gypsy Smith.
The wise old preacher replied, "take a piece of chalk, and draw circle on the floor. Then step inside the circle, and pray:
"Lord, send a revival inside this circle."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . .
There are a few things that I am good at, but I can’t recollect them at this point. But I will say there are many things I’m not good at. I think I probably am the king of Amateurism.
That being said, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is just the opposite. If there is something she isn’t good at, I have not yet discovered it, and neither has she. So that’s what makes our marriage so wonderful. What I don’t have, she has.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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Merry Christmas!
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