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Archaeologists will date any old thing.

Collards is green
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

This minister had just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.

The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.

The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.

But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour, 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.....

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I don't know which is the most amazing thing about today's video share - the size of this train layout, the number of glasses used to play this song, or the amount of work this must have taken to pull off! You be the judge when you watch "Model Train Plays Music" even though the Guinness World Records people have already judged it.
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~ Pastor Tim

Chuck Rogers, a self employed marketing consultant, has won his company's 'Employee of the Month Award' for a record 23 months in a row. Said Rogers, "I began the award program nearly two years ago when my psychologist and business coach suggested that I needed to create a company plan for maintaining employee moral and building self-esteem."

Rogers, who works alone from his home office, has received 100% of the votes for the 'Employee of the Month Award' since its inception. Said Rogers, "It feels really good every time I win the award. I am always surprised and flattered when the winner is announced. But the best part is that I get to use the special parking spot set aside for the winner. It is right next to the house. You can't imagine what a benefit that has been!"

250 pounds here on Earth is only 94.5 pounds on Mercury. I'm not fat, I'm just not on the right planet.

"Be a Billionaire!"

and Help

Refugees and

Persecuted Christians

If you're sharing an apartment with a sheep and a cow could you consider them as your ruminates?

"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."

- Abraham Lincoln

Did you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one?

I received one recently from a friend through an e-mail. Here's what it said:

The word "HELLO" means:

H = How are you?

E = Everything all right?

L = Like to hear from you

L = Love to see you soon

O = Oh, and don't forget to write......

So, HELLO ...........!

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman, writes . . . . 

For a long time, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has accused me of talking in my sleep. I never believed her and just thought she was joking. At least, I thought it was a joke.

One time she accused me of that and said, “Why do you talk so much in your sleep at night?”

Thinking this was a platform for jokes, I said, “That’s because, during the day, I don’t have any opportunity to talk.” Then I flashed her one of my signature smiles.

She didn’t throw any smile back but stared at me for a few moments with that stare that went right through my body.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.