A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note- books?"
"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."
The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?"
"Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.
The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"
The manager shrugs, "Sorry."
"Hmmph. How about Chapstick?" says the woman.
"Nope. Don't have that."
"Wow!" the woman shouts, "If you don't have anything, you should close the useless store!"
The manager shrugs, "Don't have the key."
One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, SPEED LIMIT 35mph AHEAD.
A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday.
When a teenager is watching TV, listening to her music, and talking on the phone, she is probably doing her homework.
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 