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The pirate skeletons at Disneyland are very life-like.
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
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A reactionary is a man who wants to face the past with confidence.
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A university is a community in which people make a living by taking in each other's brainwashing.
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Inflation is an economic device by which each man can make more than the next.
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Monism is the theory that anything less than everything is nothing.
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That is that word which should be used instead of which.
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A formalist is a man who can't understand a theory unless it is meaningless.
Not knowing about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' Horse.
My New Year's resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
"I'm so pun at farties!"
- Major Mark W.
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."
- Shirley Temple Black
It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety!
Precision is a fuzzy concept.
The answer is maybe, and that's final!