As long as I live, I will never forget what's-her-name.
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
It is no illusion that wide ties make the face look wider.
Every once in a while, it never stops raining.
He's a specialist in everything.
It will go on ad infinitum for awhile.
The bubble has burst to some extent.
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
You don't stand alone. I also stand alone!
Our product is best because all the others are average.
"Essentially" is essentially meaningless.
On the sunny side of the street it's a little bit warmer.
I'm just itching to tell you about my allergies.
I'm not indecisive ... unless you want me to be.
I'm never at my best.
Self-Annihilating Sentences: Decisions
The executive committee proposes the following compromise:
make it optional for those who want it, and required for those who don't.