One-liners

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A formalist is a man who can't understand a theory unless it is meaningless.

Not knowing about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' Horse.

My New Year's resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

"I'm so pun at farties!"

- Major Mark W.

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."

- Shirley Temple Black

It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety!

Precision is a fuzzy concept.

The answer is maybe, and that's final!

Please - I can only ignore one thing at a time.

Just because I have nothing to say is no reason why you shouldn't listen.

I am a firm believer in optimism; because if you don't have optimism, what else is there?

I absolutely refuse to be assertive!

When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what to say.

We can't get a volunteer army unless we draft it.