Our lack or cooperation is mutual!
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Self-Annihilating Sentence
There is no other language but French.
"He hasn't a single redeeming vice!"
- Oscar Wilde
If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints
We have worked ourselves into a frenzy of lethargy!
Yesterday, tomorrow was the day after tomorrow.
Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... again.
If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
Self-Annihilating Sentence
You'll live to regret this when I have you shot!
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving - I don't make the rules!
The discerning eye is a pain in the neck!
Self-Annihilating Sentences
If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave!
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints
I may be omniscient, but don't expect me to know everything.
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints
Health foods make me sick.
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Advice
If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.