Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
You don't stand alone. I also stand alone!
Our product is best because all the others are average.
"Essentially" is essentially meaningless.
On the sunny side of the street it's a little bit warmer.
I'm just itching to tell you about my allergies.
I'm not indecisive ... unless you want me to be.
I'm never at my best.
Self-Annihilating Sentences: Decisions
The executive committee proposes the following compromise:
make it optional for those who want it, and required for those who don't.
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Our lack or cooperation is mutual!
Self-Annihilating Sentence
"He hasn't a single redeeming vice!"
If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
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Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints
We have worked ourselves into a frenzy of lethargy!
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Yesterday, tomorrow was the day after tomorrow.