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One-liners

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

One-Liner #1431

man glassesSelf-Annihilating Sentences: Commands

Be brief, no matter how long it takes!

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One-Liner #1430

woman angry3Self-Annihilating Sentence: Description

He's deliberately unconscious.

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One-Liner #1429

ocean 2Only variables remain constant.

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One-Liner #1428

man restingSelf-Annihilating Sentence: Attitudes

Activity is a waste of time!

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One-Liner #1427

feet walkingSelf-Annihilating One-Liners: The Way of the World

Transience is here to stay.

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One-Liner #1426

man afraidSelf-Annihilating Sentences: Commands

We must be decisive, but on the other hand ...

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One-Liner #1425

man6Self-Annihilating Sentences

A good system can transform complexity into chaos!

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One-Liner #1424

man smileSelf-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World

In absolute monarchy, any leader can be a fool, but in absolute democracy, any fool can be a leader.

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One-Liner #1423

man smileSelf-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World

It's frightening to think of how many things were completely useless until they were discovered!

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One-Liner #1422

man smileSelf-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World

If you knew what was going on, you'd be very confused.

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One-Liner #1421

man smileSelf-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World

Like everybody else, I'm different.

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One-liner #1420

woman shockedHe was cured posthumously.

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One-Liner #1419

man deskSelf-Annihilating Sentence

I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.

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One-Liner #1418

man deskThe main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.

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One-Liner #1417

man deskSelf-Annihilating Sentence

Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.

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