One-liners

Self-Annihilating Descriptions

No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.

Self-Annihilating Description

It's the sort of place you wouldn't think twice about passing without a second glance.

I will now predict an unanticipated result.

Thinking is the last thing on my mind!

She's genuinely bogus!

My identity lies in NOT knowing who I am.

Self-Annihilating Sentences

I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.

Competition for the apathy prize is keen!

I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.

As long as I live, I will never forget what's-her-name.

It is no illusion that wide ties make the face look wider.

Every once in a while, it never stops raining.

He's a specialist in everything.

It will go on ad infinitum for awhile.

The bubble has burst to some extent.