Happiness is a competitive advantage.
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19;
I usually don't go because I'm poor.
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I've lost my mind, and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed!
Everyone is posting memes and talking about coming out of this quarantine with a new skill or side hustle; I’m just sitting here wondering how I never noticed there’s a turd in Saturday.
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If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.
There's more to photography than meets the eye.
I would give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter!Mother: She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along.
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Errors have been made; others will be blamed.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Self-Annihilating Complaint