One-liners

This presents us with an insurmountable opportunity.

Grandma Cybersalt here. Tim didn't get this one liner, but I liked it so you get to read it...

Lockdown can only go 4 ways:

You'll come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk or a drunk; choose wisely!

Half the lies they tell about me are true!

He knew everything, but that's all.

The best time to do a full day's shopping is in the morning.

When it comes to giving, some men stop at nothing.

A preposition must not be used to end a sentence with.

I can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.

Wake up, it's time for your sleeping pill.

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

All our emergencies are normal.

I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I plead contemporary insanity.

Self-Annihilating Sentence:

A good system can transform complexity into chaos.