One-liners

A preposition must not be used to end a sentence with.

I can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.

Wake up, it's time for your sleeping pill.

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

All our emergencies are normal.

I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I plead contemporary insanity.

Self-Annihilating Sentence:

A good system can transform complexity into chaos.

Self-Annihilating Description

Not having to get there is as good as a day in the country.

Self-annihilating Description

From here on down, it's uphill all the way.

Self-annihilating Command

Men, women, and children first.

Self-annihilating Command

Authorized parking is forbidden!

Self-annihilating Command

Ignore this sign!

If everything goes perfectly, something's wrong.