Happiness is a competitive advantage.
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Instead of presents this year I'm giving everyone my opinion: get ready!
Emergency service provided only with twenty-four hours notice.
I like to make lists; I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guessing on what's the list while at the store.
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Self-Annihilating Sentences: Advice
It's about time we returned to the status quo.
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I used to mix metaphors, but that ship has flown.
Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands
Be brief, no matter how long it takes!
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Self-Annihilating Sentence: Description
Only variables remain constant.
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Attitudes
Self-Annihilating One-Liners: The Way of the World
Transience is here to stay.
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Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands
We must be decisive, but on the other hand ...
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Self-Annihilating Sentences
A good system can transform complexity into chaos!
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Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World
In absolute monarchy, any leader can be a fool, but in absolute democracy, any fool can be a leader.
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Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World
It's frightening to think of how many things were completely useless until they were discovered!
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