Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... again.
One-liners
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
Self-Annihilating Sentence
You'll live to regret this when I have you shot!
- Hits: 1622
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving - I don't make the rules!
- Hits: 1985
The discerning eye is a pain in the neck!
Self-Annihilating Sentences
If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave!
- Hits: 1719
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints
I may be omniscient, but don't expect me to know everything.
- Hits: 1559
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Advice
If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
- Hits: 1645
Self-Annihilating Sentence
"I am myself, and I'm going to continue to play that role!"
- Richard Nixon
- Hits: 1534
I used to think that marriage was a 50 - 50 proposition ... until I realized that I knew nothing about women or fractions.
- Walter McLauren
- Hits: 1664
Even though I don't say so, I think you stink!
Acupuncture is pointless.
Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?