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One-liners

A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!

One-Liner #1413

woman angrySelf-Annihilating Sentence

How can anyone show so little understanding as to be indignant?

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One-Liner #1412

man7Don't be redundant by repeating yourself!

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One-Liner #1411

man old1Self-Annihilating Description

He's a typical man of distinction.

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One-Liner #1410

smiling girlSelf-Annihilating Description

He knew everything, but that's all.

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One-Liner #1409

crowd1Self-Annihilating Descriptions

Words are incapable of describing what I am about to tell you.

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One-Liner #1408

crowd1Self-Annihilating Descriptions

We're home at the usual time, for a change!

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One-Liner #1407

crowd1Self-Annihilating Descriptions

No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.

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One-Liner #1406

woman confusedSelf-Annihilating Description

It's the sort of place you wouldn't think twice about passing without a second glance.

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One-Liner #1405

man speechI will now predict an unanticipated result.

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One-Liner #1404

man3Thinking is the last thing on my mind!

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One-liner #1403

woman old4She's genuinely bogus!

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One-liner #1402

man grumpy2My identity lies in NOT knowing who I am.

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One-liner #1401

man somberSelf-Annihilating Sentences

I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.

One-liner #1400

woman feetCompetition for the apathy prize is keen!

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One-liner #1399

man somberI used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.

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