Cybersalt News
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I am happy to announce that a few months ago Cybersalt acquired the domain www.cybersalt.com. In 1998, I missed buying that domain by 11 months and so I bought www.cybersalt.org instead. However, the owner of www.cybersalt.com contacted me late last year to sell it and we negotiated a price.
The timing of this was excellent because I was looking for a way to better promote the web design, web hosting,and consulting side of Cybersalt. The new site is still a work in progress, but I do have a splash page and contact form ready for anyone who wants to know more or contact me further about their web needs. I've even joined the Westshore Chamber of Commerce. So if you are curious, interested, or want to refer someone to check out what Cybersalt offers, the address is www.cybersalt.com.
And don't worry, the www.cybersalt.org site (with more that 17,000 pages on it and growing) will continue to serve the content Cybersaltines have come to enjoy for over 18 and half years!.
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Mom Wonder
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like.
She said, "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in.
At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1165
Don't wear headphones while vacuuming; I've just finished the whole house before realizing the vacuum wasn't plugged in.
Today's Clean Pun
Gratis Recycling
I gave all my dead batteries away today ... free of charge.
Today's Quote
Quote #1613
"What wings are to a bird and sails to a ship, so is prayer to the soul."
- Corrie Ten Boom
Today's Illustration
Conclusions and Impressions
Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing started bothering her. Little Johnny only used black and browns for his drawings. Fearing a problem and not wanting it to get worse, she decided to take him to a child psychologist.
The psychologist delicately went to work. He gave Little Johnny a battery of psychological tests. He chatted with Little Johnny. Everything seemed perfectly normal. Every day for two weeks, the tests continued. Yet everyday, Little Johnny continued to bring home drawings in only blacks and browns.
Frustrated at not being able to get to the root of the problem and fearful that something was terribly wrong, the child psychologist decided to give Little Johnny some paper and a box of crayons and observe what happened.
Little Johnny opened the box of crayons and said, "Oh, Boy! A new box of crayons! At school we only have old boxes. The only ones left in mine are black and brown!"
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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
The relationship between Husband and Wife is very psychological; one is Psycho and the other is Logical - and whatever you do, don't try to figure out Who is Who.
Please, under no circumstances think that I do not realize the following Valentine puns are anything other than painful and torturous. But for those who like that flavor of the genre, here you go, lol!
Here is a purported-to-be-true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day, a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him cakes and ale. The following dialog ensued:
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 