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You've heard of Murphy's law right?

Yes . . .  Why?

It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but have you heard of Cole's law?

No . . . .

It's thinly sliced cabbage

We've all been told how important it is to use correct punctuation. Well, here is a letter that illustrates the fact:

*Version One*

Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?
Jane

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.

Rev. James Snyder recently sat through a 90 minute timeshare presentation that lasted 3 hours and that got him appreciating a suspicious mind. You can read more about the whole episode in "A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/a-suspicious-mind-is-a-terrible-thing-to-waste 

The next message in my "Hall of Faith" series from Hebrews 11 is on the Westside Bible Church site. You can listen to "Abraham 1 - Hall of Faith" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/abraham-1-hall-of-faith

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

If the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the following:

* A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers.

* Put your best 0.3 of a meter forward.

* Spare the 5.03 meters and spoil the child.

* Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 453 grams of cure.

* Give a man 2.5 centimeters and he'll take 1.06 kilometers.

* Peter Piper picked 8.8 liters of pickled peppers.

Today's One-liner

One-liner #1176

Eleanor Roosevelt once said, "Do one thing every day that scares you;" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings.

Today's Clean Pun

Who's there?

Whoever invented "knock, knock" jokes should get a no-bell prize.

Today's Quote

Quote #1623

"The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new."

- Socrates

Lesson Learned

When my son was around 4 years old, we went to the local drug store one afternoon. While in the check out he noticed a bald-headed man behind us in line. I had, as good moms do, been teaching him manners, especially how important they are when in public. I noticed the man the same time my son did and just prayed that he would remember what I had taught him.

Within seconds, at an unusually quiet moment in the store, my son proclaimed, "Look mama, that man ain't got no hair!" The man was understanding, and even smiled at my son.

Next, without warning, my son shouted, "And look, he ain't got no teeth either!!"

I couldn't get out of there fast enough. To make matters more awkward yet, while we were in the parking lot the man walked over and spoke very kindly to my son. He reached into his pocket, pulled out his false teeth, and said, "I do have my teeth, I just haven't brushed yet."

My son has never had a cavity and he is now twenty years old. I guess some lessons are learned in the oddest ways.

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

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