Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
Wow, Rev. James Snyder really likes to go on about the cold! It does serve a good purpose in his life though - that and other trials. You can read more about that in "Why Did God Give Us Winter?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/why-did-god-give-us-winter
Also, the Westside Bible Church site has been updated with an audio recording of the final message in my recent sermon series on the Lord's prayer. You can listen to "Learn, Practice, Grow - The Lord's Prayer" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/learn-practice-grow-the-lord-s-prayer
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Pastor Comeback
A local Pastor joined a community service club, and the members thought they would have some fun with him.
Under his name badge they printed "Hog Caller" as his occupation. Everyone made a big fanfare as the badge was presented.
The Pastor responded by saying, "I usually am called the 'shepherd of the sheep'...
but you know your people better than I do."
Today's One-liner
One-liner #1161
Auto-correct can be so flippant annotating.
Today's Clean Pun
Statue Correctness
When speaking to a Greek Orthodox audience, icon tact is important.
Today's Quote
Quote #1609
"Worship isn't an event to attend and watch. It's a lifestyle to be lived."
- unknown
Today's Illustration
A New Day
This is the beginning of a new day.
You have been given
this day to use as you will.
You can waste it or use it for good.
What you do today is important
because you are exchanging
a day of your life for it.
When tomorrow comes,
this day will be gone forever;
in its place is something that
you have left behind...
let it be something good.
- Author unknown
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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