by Ruth Sockett
I have not wrapped a present and the paper's disappeared.
The children are hysterical, they just found Santa's beard.
The baby ate a Christmas ball, there's eggnog in my tea
Daddy's chasing mistletoe, he swings from tree to tree.
Susan's changed her mind about the doll that walks and talks
Now she wants a simple thing, a real live horse that talks.
I just got back my Christmas cards that gave me writer's cramp
I didn't forget a single soul, I just forgot the stamps.
So, Santa, when you do get here and find beneath the tree,
A poor lost soul without a mind, be nice, for it is me!!
A Russian named Rudolph and his wife were on a train traveling across Siberia when it started snowing outside.
Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?
The 'ea' in 'tea' is silent.
I tried calling the tinnitus helpline. There was no answer. It just kept ringing.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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