I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person!
All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or a third time for extra lockiness.
On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St. Francis' Church.
"It must be a franchise," her eight-year-old son said. "We've got one of those in our town too."
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A Sunday school teacher challenged her children to take some time on Sunday afternoon to write a letter to God. They were to bring back their letter the following Sunday.
One little boy wrote: "Dear God, We had a good time at church today. Wish You could have been there."
Oh look, Chicken Thursday - 5d260!
Grandma Cybersalt and I are away visiting my parents - and having a wonderful time with them. We've seen a lot of blue jays in their bird feeder and a lot of Blue Jays on their television!
Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.
~ Pastor Tim
In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"
At a job interview I was asked if i was a gossip; I said, "No, but I can tell you who is."
If you're being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
"Fascism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling."
- Miguel de Unamuno
God gets in the dirt three times that I can think of:
God is with us in the joy of birth, the pain of death and kneels beside us in our shame.
We can rest.
God can handle our dirt.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
