I stopped at the gas station to get a bottle of water. As I was pulling up, I noticed two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping her gas.
I saw her and thought, "Is this lady stupid, crazy, or both?" especially with the police standing right there! However, I minded my own business and went inside to get my drink.
As I was paying for my water, I heard someone screaming! It sounded like violent death screams! I looked outside and saw that the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm, running around, and going nuts!
My son found my crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, "Is it because of your hair?" - so now I'm crying for two reasons.
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The only squat I'm doin' is Diddly!
I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and his girlfriend.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 