Issue #4372
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
This week I have some interesting work I am doing for a client. It involves some videoing of world renown fire investigator, Dr. John DeHaan (click to enlarge the picture). These videos will be part of an online course about Fire Investigation, of which I am also the narrator.
Also, remember the secret trillions I spoke of? So far I have counted and sorted 860 billion. I'll be letting the secret out soon!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
More On Candidates
A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election.
"More on candidates at 10 P.M.," he said.
My ten-year-old granddaughter Ashley looked at me in disbelief.
"I didn't know they could call politicians 'morons' on national television!" she remarked.
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1301
My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening were you?"
I thought ... "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."
Today's Clean Pun
Bibliostrep
I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
Today's Quote
Quote #1742
"Imagine if trees gave free wifi. We'd all be planting like crazy. It's a pity they only give us the oxygen we breathe."
- Priyanka Garnayak
Today's Illustration
Empty Nests
At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a year-long research project in India.
One co-worker's quip, however, stopped me short. "What is it about you," he asked, "that makes your kids want to get so far away?"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
A goober is speaking to her psychiatrist.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 