Issue #4370
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
I'm excited to tell you that I have trillions of secrets - actually secret trillions - to tell you but I'm not quite ready yet. Stay tuned!
A friend of mine sent me a very funny video of his baby son. Check out "Don't let this happen to you in church!" at:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHdZMnd_uEk
Rev. James Snyder, like all married men, keeps falling for the same things over and over again. You can read “I Fell for It… Again” at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-fell-for-it-again
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Deer Prayer
The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season.
The following week, our pastor asked who had bagged a deer.
No one raised a hand.
Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last week many of you said you were away because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer."
One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1300
Be nice to your hairstylist because what's stopping them from plucking one of your hairs and putting it at a crime scene? Nothing.
Today's Clean Pun
Anti-vexxers
Baby Vaccination Jokes: pretty innocuous.
Today's Quote
Quote #1741
"Discussions are always better than arguments because an argument is to find out who is right, and a discussion is to find what is right."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Aging
Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed. "I like the original better," I told her.
"Trust me," she said. "Ten years from now, you'll like this one."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
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