If the car ad claims these items, it really means:
- rough condition = too bad to lie about
- parts car = beyond repair
- immaculate = recently washed
- engine quiet = if you use 90-weight oil
- needs minor overhaul = needs an engine
I didn't hear that!
Sunday greetings!
I can neither confirm nor deny that I play Pokemon Go, but if I did I imagine that I might have more gifts to send than I have friends to send them too in that game. Also, and this is just hypothetical of course, if I did play that game my trainer code might be 6991 8331 3052. You know, if anyone wanted to add me as a friend - just say'n.
Rev. James Snyder's ears perked up when he heard talk of plastic surgery in his house, but it turned out not to be the kind of snipping he thought is was going to be. You can read, "Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention" at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/financial-tip-of-the-week-pay-attention
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
(Don't judge a joke by its title.)
Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dumb makeup!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone off my knee and it fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!
WOMEN DRIVERS!
She ran the gamut of emotions - from A to B.
My sister didn't believe that I could build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
"Parenting was much easier when I was raising my non-existent kids hypothetically."
- Unknown
On the Upper West Side lived a man who was a very militant atheist but he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its Christian roots, it was a great school. After a month, the boy comes home and says casually, "By the way Dad, do you know what Trinity means? It means the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost."
The father can barely control his rage. He seizes his son by the shoulders and declares,
"Danny, I'm going to tell you something now and I want you never to forget it. There is only one God and we don't believe in Him!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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My sister didn't believe that I could build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
(Don't judge a joke by its title.)
Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dumb makeup!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone off my knee and it fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!
WOMEN DRIVERS!
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Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!
