What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A π-thon.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A π-thon.
I am certain of it, but I may be wrong.
Issue #4387
Rev. James Snyder's wife wishes he was faster to do things, but going slow is just fine for him. You can read, "Slow Is Just the Way I Go" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/slow-is-just-the-way-i-go
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever.
One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "Soup's cold."
His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?"
The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now, everything's been okay."
He's a unique type.
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.

"Most good things have been said far too many times and just need to be lived."
- Shane Claiborne
Today's Illustration
*Grandpa's Pearls of Wisdom*
- Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
- Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
- Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
- When a man marries a woman, they become one but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.
- Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that brides often blush.
- On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.
- A foolish husband remarked to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
- The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.
- Many girls like to marry a military man ... he can cook, sew, make beds, and is in good health...and he's already used to taking orders.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever.
One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "Soup's cold."
His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?"
The boy looked at her and replied, "Up until now, everything's been okay."
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
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