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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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Sunday greetings everyone!
The tally of secrets is in and it totals 52.190 trillion. I'll revel them all in this Wednesday's mailing!
While preparing today's mailing I was listening to a video so inspiring I decided to add it to the Inspirational Video section on the Cybersalt Site. You can listen to "Nick Vujicic at Telford State Prison" at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/videos/nick-vujicic-at-telford-state-prison
Rev. James Snyder may need an intervention in his life. He has written another devotional in which Apple Fritters make another appearance. You can read “Apple Fritter: The Fruit of My Choice” at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/apple-fritter-the-fruit-of-my-choice
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Two Teas
1st customer: I'll have tea.
2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean!
(The waiter exits, and then returns after a while.)
Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean cup?
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1302
I told my parents they're famous now. I asked my dad who should play him in the movie and his answer did not disappoint:
"Clint Eastward."
Today's Clean Pun
OS1
Adam & Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.
Today's Quote
Quote #1743
"God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pain."
- C. S. Lewis
Today's Illustration
Marriage Tension
A friend of mine was having a bit of marital-tension in his household and was trying to figure out just what to do about it.
In the course of our conversation, I happened to mention to him that: "You know, quite often God speaks to us through our wives."
My friend looked at me kinda funny and said, "Wow! I didn't know God used that kind of language!"
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org - a member of the Cybersalt family of sites.
Adam & Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.
1st customer: I'll have tea.
2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the cup is clean!
(The waiter exits, and then returns after a while.)
Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean cup?
I told my parents they're famous now. I asked my dad who should play him in the movie and his answer did not disappoint:
"Clint Eastward."
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Clean Jokes Article Count: 3626
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An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Christmas Jokes Article Count: 77
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
If you've got a Christmas joke we don't yet have, please send it to us so we can add to the collection!
Your Turn to Be Funny Article Count: 3
It's your turn to be funny. Submit your funny caption today.
Funny Elephant Pictures Article Count: 16
Are you looking for funny elephant pictures? You've come to the right place!
Cybersalt Digest Archive Article Count: 1559
Games Article Count: 15
Here are the games we have on the site so far. There aren't many but they're loads of fun.
Funny Pictures Article Count: 679
Cybersalt's funny pictures collection has been years in the making and continues to grow. We are also in the process of moving images over from our old site so check back often. Don't forget to check out our funny cat pictures, funny dog pictures, funny elephant pictures, and take your turn to be funny.
Funny Car Pictures Article Count: 169
Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
Funny Cat Pictures Article Count: 231
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
And so, whether you are a cat lover or tolerator, we hope you enjoy these funny cat pictures. And, of course, if you have any funny cat pictures you want to share with the world, feel free to send them to us to post here.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Dog Pictures Article Count: 149
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
Funny Horse Pictures Article Count: 24
Here's our funny horse pictures collection.
Funny Christmas Pictures Article Count: 53
We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
Pearly Gates Jokes Article Count: 544
Here are some clean, theologically incorrect jokes. Most of them have been featured in the PearlyGates section of the free Cybersalt Digest Newsletter - which you can subscribe to by clicking here.
FunBlog Article Count: 533
When Pastor Tim finds (or puts) fun things on the net, he posts them here. If you would like to be updated when new things are added, just subscribe to the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter. Enjoy!
Clean Puns Article Count: 1986
Our collection of puns.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Signs Article Count: 167
Our collection of funny signs.
One-liners Article Count: 2044
A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
Chicken Humor Article Count: 1
Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!