Issue #4397
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
It looks like email delivery is returning to normal so hopefully you get this on Sunday (Left Coast of Canada time!)
More than ever, the families that Cybersalt supports through the Body of Christ Connection are depending on us for the financial support that helps them remain a bit safer in dangerous times. Cybersaltine Mark. R. (the brain behind the Be A Billionaire Fundraiser) had another great suggestion: create a way to let people give every month. If you are interested in that you can click on the following link (don't forget to say which worthless Zimbabwean bill you want!) It would certainly help stabilize support for our families.
www.cybersalt.org/booc-recurring
And, of course, you can still make a one time donation and pick out a Z bill at:
www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/be-a-billionaire-fund-raiser
Finally, with today's mailing we catch up with devotional musings by Rev. James Snyder. Here are two more links:
Home Has Never Been Sweeter
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/home-has-never-been-sweeter
and
I'm Dreaming of a Commercial Free World
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-m-dreaming-of-a-commercial-free-world
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
When Aging Reality Sets In
1. Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
2. Don't let anyone tell you that you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker.
3. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
4. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
5. Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE!
6. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
7. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
8. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
9. The golden years are really just metallic years, gold in the tooth, silver in your hair, and lead in the seat.
10. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.
11. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
12. Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a succession of jerks.
13. Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
14. Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled, and blind they don't recognize you.
15. If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
Today's Clean Pun
New Dish
I just invented a new dish. I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
I call it "Letter Rip!"
Today's Quote
Quote #1771
"I hate when people refer to faith in Jesus as a crutch. Nope! A crutch is for a limp.
I was dead and needed a resurrection."
- Louie Giglio
Today's Illustration
Communication Sign
I have worked for many years with the hearing impaired and on a visit to the library, I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently in a heated debate.
The man said something, and the woman seemed upset. She started signing her reply very fast, to the point where the man couldn't understand a word. That was when she started signing in big, wide gestures.
Finally, looking strained, her companion took her hands, "silencing" her.
Then he signed, very small and slowly, "You don't have to shout, I'm not blind."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.