Issue #4399
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
Thank you all who have helped the Body of Christ Connection recently. It allowed us to support one of the three families we try to support each month.
https://www.cybersalt.org/body-of-christ-connection/
This week, Rev. James Snyder made a reluctant trip to the mall and ended up enjoying himself quite a bit. You can read "Why Did I Ever Grow Up?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/why-did-i-ever-grow-up
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Bat Delivery
As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.
When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.
"Look, honey," one man said to his wife. "Here comes your anesthesiologist."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1325
PLOT TWIST: Maybe eating a doughnut wasn't cheating on my diet; maybe going on a diet was cheating on my doughnuts.
Today's Clean Pun
Beautiful Shopper
The cashiers around here are always checking me out!
Today's Quote
Quote #1766
"God doesn't love a future version of you. He loves you!"
- Matt Chandler
Today's Illustration
Miked Honesty
It was a full auditorium. Halfway through the author's talk, she began to feel sick. In a calm voice, she announced that she had left a few pages of her speech offstage, in her bag.
She walked off slowly and, as soon as she was out of sight, ran to the bathroom where she immediately threw up.
She was just about finished when someone came into the bathroom to tell her that her lapel mike was still on.
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
HB2M!