Issue #4463
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone and happy beginning of summer to everyone in the northern hemisphere. Don't worry, southerners, the sun is on its way back!
Rev. James Snyder likes to keep things simple - which complicates his marriage sometimes. You can read more about that in "Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/whatever-happened-to-the-simple-things-in-life
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Jogging Time
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep.
As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.
"Yes?"
"Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?"
The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15".
The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window and another jogger.
"Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?"
"8:25!"
The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time before another one disturbed him. To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!"
Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window.
"Sir, sir? It's 8:45!."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1389
"Essentially" is essentially meaningless.
Today's Clean Pun
Boat Classification
Pirate Ship: assailing vessel.
Today's Quote
Quote #1830
Jesus didn't say, "Follow Christians." He said, "Follow me."
- unknown
Today's Illustration
Child's Prayer
A good friend was waiting nearby while his young son prayed silently before going to bed. Suddenly the boy burst out laughing.
"Reggie!" scolded his father, "Why are you laughing during prayer?"
"But Dad," the boy answered, "you told me that prayer is talking to God like a friend, and I just told him a joke."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
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