Issue #4449
Cybersalt News
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~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
What a Hoot
Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversation."
Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor.
"My husband spends his nights ... calling out to owls," she said.
"That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband."
Then it dawned on them.
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1377
Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... again.
Today's Clean Pun
Dr. Larry N. Jitis
My great-grandfather was a veterinarian. He apparently suffered from life-long laryngitis: that's why he ended up being a hoarse doctor.
Today's Quote
Quote #1819
"Don't say God has been silent when your Bible has been closed."
- Toby Mac #Speak Life
Today's Illustration
Remember the Good Old Days
A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days.
"Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that they were old enough to remember them."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
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