Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.

Due to another error between my seat and my keyboard, last Sunday's news was repeated again in Chicken Thursday's Cybersalt Digest. Sorry about that ;-(

Happy 51st birthday to my little sister, Melissa - how did that happen!?!

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Anniversary Card

It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office.

He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the card. I was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased about the card.

It read "Happy Anniversary. You're Number 2."

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1390

Our product is best because all the others are average.

Today's Clean Pun

Troublesome Primate

Question: Harangutan

Answer: What is the most annoying monkey, Alex?

Today's Quote

Quote #1831

"The most universally awesome experience that mankind knows is to stand alone on a clear night and look at the stars."

- J. I. Packer

Today's Illustration

Prayer

Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the mount?
Did He ever use a broadcast fax, to get His message out?
Did disciples carry cell phones, as they went about?
Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the Mount?

Did the Apostle use a laptop, with lots of RAM and ROM?
Did he use an email alias such as This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. ?
Did the man from Macedonia send an email saying "come"?
Did the Apostle use a laptop with lots of RAM and ROM?

Did Moses use a joystick at the parting of the sea?
And a Global Positioning System to show him where to be?
Did he write the law on tablets, or are they really on CD?
Did Moses use a joystick at the parting of the sea?

Did Jesus really die for us that Friday on the tree?
Or was it just a hologram, a bit of wizardry?
Can you download the video clip to play on your PC?
Did Jesus really die for us one day upon a tree?

If in your life, the voice of God is sometimes hard to hear,
With other voices calling, His doesn't touch your ear.
Then set aside the laptop and modem, unplug the fancy gear,
Open up that dusty Bible, and talk to Him in prayer.

- Author Unknown

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.