Issue #4443
Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
This week Rev. James Snyder comes to the rescue when his wife reports a bee swarming - only to find the "problem" was a different set of wings. You can read "What It Was, Was a Hummingbird" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/what-it-was-was-a-hummingbird
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Travelling Too Light
A joke from back in the day when people needed a paper ticket to board an airplane ...
A porter loaded down with suitcases followed the couple to the airline check-in counter.
As they approached the line, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to the wife, "Why didn't you bring the piano, too?"
"Are you trying to be funny?" she replied.
"No, I really wish you had," he sighed. "I left the tickets on it."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1371
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints
I may be omniscient, but don't expect me to know everything.
Today's Clean Pun
Sad Review
They said my writing was emotionally one dimensional; it hurt my feeling.
Today's Quote
Quote #1813
"The early church had no building, no money, and no political influence. And they turned the world upside-down."
- J. D. Greear
Today's Illustration
Sunday Prayer
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What is prayer?"
One of her pupils answered, "That's a message sent to God at night and on Sundays when the rates are lower."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys want a ride on my back"?
Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints
I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk,
Traveling through New England a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 