Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone!
Did you remember to move your clocks ahead one hour - that is if you live somewhere that does that?
Here in British Columbia, there is serious movement towards leaving the clocks alone in the near future. I hope they do it simply for the reason that people will stop doing news stories about whether or not it should be done. Of course, if and when they do it they'll still talk about it for a couple of years after it is changed - the clock is ticking on that!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
Today's CleanLaugh
Mellowing Mom
I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers.
One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last.
She laughed as she told me how she had mellowed over the years:
"When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance.
When your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1362
Rehab is for quitters!
Today's Clean Pun
Travelling Like Doc
If I had a Delorean, I would probably only drive it from time to time.
Today's Quote
Quote #1804
"The first to apologize is the bravest.
The first to forgive is the strongest.
And the first to forget is the happiest...
True story."
- Unknown
Today's Illustration
Expectations
Recently, I showed a home to a couple who seemed eager to check out the fantastic view from the living room.
As I dramatically pulled back the drapes, the disappointed husband asked,
"Where is the view? Those mountains must be blocking it."
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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now, what should he do?
Profanity sucks.
Blindfolded archery: you don't know what you're missing!
Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 