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Today, June 20th, is World Refugee Day.
As many of you know, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians. One of the ways we are trying to help is to send financial support to those who have fled to countries where they are not allowed to work but must still survive. They face the threat of being arrested and returned to be killed if they do work.
Cybersalt's Be a Billionaire Fundraiser has been helping some of these to pay their rent and buy some food while they search for a durable solution - which means resettlement to a country where they can resume everyday life. Thank you to all who have already become "billionaires" or have simply made a donation and helped us stand with these brothers and sisters who refused to deny Christ even in the face of death.
Even if you are unable to help financially, don't forget that you can be an encouragement through the Body of Christ Connection:
www.cybersalt.org/body-of-christ-connection
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Division of Labor
The Rosenthals had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage, and Mr. Rosenthal was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation.
"It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes all the small, routine decisions. She decides what house we buy, where we go on vacation, whether the kids go to private schools, if I should change my job, and so on."
"And you?"
"I make the big, fundamental decisions. I decide if the United States should declare war on China, if Congress should appropriate money for a manned expedition to Mars, and so on."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1387
I'm just itching to tell you about my allergies.
Today's Clean Pun
Bachelor Mario
I dated someone who broke up with me for talking too much about video games.
What a silly reason to Fallout 4.
Today's Quote
Quote #1828
"The child of God must be completely obedient to the word of the LORD. The driver on the highway is safe, not when he reads the signs, but when he obeys them."
- A.W. Tozer
Today's Illustration
Professional Change
My husband works in a former supermarket that was remodeled to accommodate professional offices. One day he overheard his receptionist giving directions over the phone.
"Remember the old grocery store?" she asked the caller. "Well, you'll find us in the meat department."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
"I was in the hospital," Thelma wrotes, "and my husband was visiting. He was trying to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator.
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 