Cybersalt News

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy August everyone!

I was on the BubbleShooter game page this week and noticed that in order to play you now have to click to allow "flash" to be run. It's OK to allow cybersalt.org to run flash so you can play the game. Nothing has changed in the program.
www.cybersalt.org/games/bubble-shooter

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Long Living

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.

When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1399

I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.

Today's Clean Pun

Rail Nap

"I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks," said Tom, beside himself.

Today's Quote

Quote #1840

"Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake."

- David "Avocado" Wolfe

Today's Illustration

Job Security

A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss' kind offer.

The boss asked, "Why would you turn down such a generous offer?"

The newspaper writer said there were 2 reasons.

"Well, what are they?" asked the boss.

"The first," he said, "is that I thought that my taking such a long leave might affect the newspaper's circulation."

The boss asked him what the other reason was.

"The other reason," replied the writer, "is that I thought my taking such a long leave might NOT affect the newspaper's circulation."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.