Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.

It has been a while since I added any new funny picture pages to the Cybersalt site. I work on so many other people's web projects that my sites become proverbial mechanic's car that never gets worked on. But today I thought I'd take the time and add a new one. I hope you enjoy "Cat Chiropractor" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-chiropractor

This week Rev. James Snyder recounts the blessings of a trip he didn't want to take in the first place. You can read "And Then, There It Was" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/and-then-there-it-was

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Sarahrella

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant them."

Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled.

Next, her mother requested for a cure for all ill children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, Sarah obliged.

The mother, with a glance down at her rather ample curves, made her third wish, "I wish to have a trim figure again."

The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly.

"I'll need more power for this!" she exclaimed.

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1400

Competition for the apathy prize is keen!

Today's Clean Pun

Thanks Honey

CYCLOPS: How do you spell Hawaii?

WIFE: [biting lip] well ... you need 2 i's

CYCLOPS: [puts pen down] My life is just a joke to you, isn't it Linda.

Today's Quote

Quote 1841

"LORD, calm my anxious heart and the urgent demand for quick results. Help me to wait on you, trusting that your timing is perfect."

- unknown

Today's Illustration

Everybody and Nobody

This is a little story about four people named
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and
Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that
because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it,
but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when
Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

- Unknown

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.