Issue #4475
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my best friend from childhood, his wife, and three of their children have arrived for a nine day visit. We've been friends for 44 years. I can't belief he is so old!
This week I am featuring the Cat Herding game on the Cybersalt site. It may remind you of some things in life!
www.cybersalt.org/games/cat-herding
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Pickup Backfire
Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son's room, a mother finally laid down the law: each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents.
By the end of the week, he owed her $9.50. She received the money promptly, along with a 50 cent tip and a note that read,
"Thanks, Mom; keep up the good work!"
Today's One Liner
Oneliner #1401
Self-Annihilating Sentences
I swear to make no promises I cannot keep.
Today's Clean Pun
I Udderly Can't Remember
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of amnesia.
Today's Quote
Quote #1842
"Do you trust me when my answer is Wait?" - GOD
- TobyMac #SpeakLife
Today's Illustration
Debt
An old farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. The reporter asked what he is going to do with all the money.
"Oh, I reckon the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills."
"And what about the rest?" the reporter continued.
The farmer shrugs. "Well, I guess they'll just have to wait."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.