Cybersalt News

Sunday greetings everyone.

This week Rev. James Snyder remembers a lost friend and the many stories he would tell. You can read "Did I Tell You The Story…?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-tell-you-the-story

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's CleanLaugh

Fishing Wife

"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman answered.

"First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish.

Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.

"All that might have been all right; but to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"

Today's One Liner

One-liner #1398

As long as I live, I will never forget what's-her-name.

Today's Clean Pun

Shy of a Helmet

"I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully.

Today's Quote

Quote #1839

"Observed duties maintain our credit; but secret duties maintain our life."

- John Flavel

Today's Illustration

Contribution

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs!"

"Not so fast," said the pig. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.

The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.