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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
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If money grew on trees, in the Fall you'd really be raking it in!
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Sunday greetings everyone.
Due to another error between my seat and my keyboard, last Sunday's news was repeated again in Chicken Thursday's Cybersalt Digest. Sorry about that ;-(
Happy 51st birthday to my little sister, Melissa - how did that happen!?!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Anniversary Card
It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office.
He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the card. I was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased about the card.
It read "Happy Anniversary. You're Number 2."
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1390
Our product is best because all the others are average.
Today's Clean Pun
Troublesome Primate
Question: Harangutan
Answer: What is the most annoying monkey, Alex?
Today's Quote
Quote #1831
"The most universally awesome experience that mankind knows is to stand alone on a clear night and look at the stars."
- J. I. Packer
Today's Illustration
Prayer
Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the mount?
Did He ever use a broadcast fax, to get His message out?
Did disciples carry cell phones, as they went about?
Did Jesus use a modem, for the sermon on the Mount?
Did the Apostle use a laptop, with lots of RAM and ROM?
Did he use an email alias such as This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.
?
Did the man from Macedonia send an email saying "come"?
Did the Apostle use a laptop with lots of RAM and ROM?
Did Moses use a joystick at the parting of the sea?
And a Global Positioning System to show him where to be?
Did he write the law on tablets, or are they really on CD?
Did Moses use a joystick at the parting of the sea?
Did Jesus really die for us that Friday on the tree?
Or was it just a hologram, a bit of wizardry?
Can you download the video clip to play on your PC?
Did Jesus really die for us one day upon a tree?
If in your life, the voice of God is sometimes hard to hear,
With other voices calling, His doesn't touch your ear.
Then set aside the laptop and modem, unplug the fancy gear,
Open up that dusty Bible, and talk to Him in prayer.
- Author Unknown
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The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
Our product is best because all the others are average.
It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office.
He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the card. I was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased about the card.
It read "Happy Anniversary. You're Number 2."
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Here are the games we have on the site so far. There aren't many but they're loads of fun.
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Here's where we keep our funny car pictures.
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Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
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The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Dog Pictures Article Count: 149
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the Funny Cat Archive. For the dog people we have this Funny Dog Pictures archive.
It's dedicated to the memory of Maggie - Pastor Tim and family's dog. The SPCA rescued Maggie from Manitoba's Red River flood in 1996 and brought her to British Columbia where she had two short term owners before becoming a part of the Davis household where she preferred adults over kids, picked and ate fruit from trees in the backyard, and very rarely went into water at the beach.
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We think Cybersalt's Funny Christmas Pictures Collection is the best on the net.
We hope you'll enjoy each one and share them with your online family and friends.
Merry Christmas!
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Our collection of puns.
The Best Kept Secret Ever!
This husband and wife decided to have some fun and surprise all their friends and family with the big news of not just gender, but having twins.
An Open Letter to Moms from Kid President
This one goes out to moms! Spoken by someone who knows.
Funny Signs Article Count: 167
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A great collection of clean, funny one-liners!
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Chickens have grown to have a special place in Cybersalt's heart!