You Know You Overdid Christmas Dinner When . . .
- Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
- The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
- You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
- Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.
- Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
- A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."
- That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
- Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
- Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.
The other night, three-year-old Billy was showing the Terracotta nativity scene in his living room to his stuffed dragon.
Some of you on this list will actually enjoy these - proof once again of the need for more therapists in the world, lol.
Mary glared at me
We think Cybersalt's collection of Christmas jokes is the best collection on the net. Right now it features over 70 jokes.
Over the years, some of the most popular pages on the Cybersalt site have featured Funny Cat Pictures. We have to admit that even though cats often look at humans like they owe the feline world something (remember dogs have owners and cats have staff), cats aren't as bad as a lot of the press that they get.
Some say the world can be divided into two types - cat people and dog people. For the cat people of the planet, Cybersalt has the 