Cybersalt News
Sunday greetings everyone.
This week Rev. James Snyder remembers a lost friend and the many stories he would tell. You can read "Did I Tell You The Story…?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-tell-you-the-story
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Fishing Wife
"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."
"Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman answered.
"First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish.
Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon.
"All that might have been all right; but to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"
Today's One Liner
One-liner #1398
As long as I live, I will never forget what's-her-name.
Today's Clean Pun
Shy of a Helmet
"I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully.
Today's Quote
Quote #1839
"Observed duties maintain our credit; but secret duties maintain our life."
- John Flavel
Today's Illustration
Contribution
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs!"
"Not so fast," said the pig. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
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