Issue #4479
Cybersalt News
Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
All is quiet around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Summer is about to wind down, it looks like all our wonderful visits from company have happened and taken their place as cherished memories, and grandma Cybersalt are celebration our 33rd anniversary tomorrow.
I am hoping to have some new offerings from the business side of Cybersalt so stay tuned for that in September!
Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!
~ Pastor Tim
Today's CleanLaugh
Age Question
A college professor asked his class a question.
"If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I?"
One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said, "Professor you're 44."
The Professor said, "You're absolutely correct, but tell me, how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?"
The student said, "You see professor, I have a brother; he's 22, and he's only half crazy."
Today's One Liner
One-Liner #1405
I will now predict an unanticipated result.
Today's Clean Pun
Pass It Along
The Patron Saint of copying people into emails is St. Francis of a CC.
Today's Quote
Quote #1846
"The reason the world is not seeing Jesus is that Christian people are not filled with Jesus. They are satisfied with attending meetings weekly, reading the Bible occasionally, and praying sometimes. It is an awful thing for me to see people who profess to be Christians lifeless, powerless, and in a place where their lives are so parallel to unbelievers' lives that it is difficult to tell which place they are in, whether in the flesh or in the Spirit."
- Smith Wigglesworth
Today's Illustration
Good Company
A married couple checked in at the Korean Air counter to pick up their tickets. As the smiling Korean woman processed their tickets, the wife asked, "Are these good seats?"
"They are very good seats," the airline worker replied. "You will be sitting next to a handsome gentleman, and your companion will be seated beside a beautiful lady."
Featured Illustrations are items well suited for illustrating or inspiring a point in a sermon, speech, or devotional. Funny, moving, or perhaps even graphic, the point of them is the point you make with them.
The Cybersalt Digest is a ministry of Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.
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